Part 2: What’s This Guy Yammering On About?
3 Reasons You’ll Love A Deep & Gorgeous Thirst
Sex! Drugs! Rock & Roll! And booze! Boozey boozey booze!
What I’m on about here is the book that we’ve just set loose on the hearts and minds of this fair city and the world:
Okay, so — to be fair, I realize poetry isn’t everyone’s cup of tea. It’s a niche market…and a mighty small niche at that. So here’s my 3-point pitch, why I truly believe this book can reach a few new readers who otherwise never considered themselves fans of poetry:
First: It’s about drinking! The good, the bad, and the ugly of it — the raucous, drunken, mad, idiotic, regrettable, and joyous escapades. And I truly believe that, if your thirst is as deep and gorgeous as mine, if you and your friends have a few drunken tales of your own, then this book will be a helluva lot of fun.
Second: It’s not about drinking at all. I mean, yeah, sure, every poem has booze in it — but it merely serves as the lens through which a much bigger, more complex tapestry is woven. This book, like all art really, is about just two things: love and death — that profoundly joyous and terrible human predicament. The booze is just easier to see! Look deeper and you’ll find a book that is vulnerable and tortured, lost and confused — and in the next turn crazy, cackling, swaggering, and unhinged. The final result is a fractured, poetic mosaic — a spiritual journey that has walked through the existential Badlands and forged, from them, a proud, hard-won redemption.
Lastly: It’s funny! Its like a fortune cookie my brother once chose: “If you can’t laugh at your own life, then it isn’t much.” Damn straight. All these stories testify to the utter jackasserywe are all (hopefully) capable of. “Some people never go crazy,” says Bukowski, “what truly horrible lives they must lead.” My guess is, if you’ve ever been drunk, if you’ve ever been insane, or lost, or too loud; if you’ve ever been lusty, or desperate; if you’ve ever been a little salty with authority; if you’ve ever struggled with love or no love; if you’ve done something you regret, or wished you’d done a helluva lot more to regret — you’ll find something hilarious and familiar in this book. And, sure, poetry isn’t everyone’s thing — but this is as approachable as I think poetry gets. There’s nothing terribly pompous or exclusionary, nothing opaque, or snooty. It’s a humble, human book, a book to laugh at, laugh with, and — in the end — drink to!
And you should. I hope you will,
Hosho
PS – Another drunk poem, for your reading pleasure…(anyone remember $2 Tuesdays?)
$2 Tuesdays
at Brewsters and
you and your friends
have been at it
all night, having
convinced a bartender that
an Irish Car Bomb is
only one $2 drink.
You’re all righteously
shit-faced, and even though
you all have jobs and school
and responsibilities tomorrow,
no one gives a shit tonight,
tonight you’ve all said
to hell with worrying
and even if you’re
hungover, you figure
you’ll just deal with it
tomorrow.
Because tonight you’re all here
together, laughing, and
free, and when the
waitress brings the tab
the fucking thing
unfurls to your shoe-tops.
“Holy shit!” your buddy says.
And someone else says
“Are you kidding me?”
And someone else says,
“No—that’s impossible!”
And someone else says
the bill is like the
Dead Sea Scrolls, and
you all start laughing.
And while he’s signing
his credit card receipt
your buddy says,
all Yul Brynner-style,
“So let it be known,
so let it be written…”
and you’re all tottering
like Moses coming down
from the stormy mountain,
too drunk to figure out
who owes what, and
it’s a good thing too,
because between the lot of you,
you had something in the
neighborhood of
sixty drinks,
which, you decide,
might be a
problem—
but only if you’ve
just got enough
for fifty.